A chicken
walks into a bar.
The
bartender says "We don't serve poultry!"
The
chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
A drunk
goes into a bar. The bartender tosses him out as he is too drunk. The
drunk walks back into the bar. Again, the bartender throws him out
for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks into the bar. The
bartender is just about the throw him out when the drunk looks at him
and says, "How many bars do you own, anyway?"
A guy
walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You
look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small
voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender,
"Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the
peanuts. They're complimentary!"
A guy
walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You
can come in, but don't start anything!"
Cheerio
The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)
Cheerio
The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)
