An alternative to AA's “20 Questions”: You know you're a drunkard when … (contd)

Winos have stopped asking you for change They just nod and give you that weird half-smile

You sometimes misplace yourself

You get that weird tingling in your groin when you walk past a liquor store

You’re quite good looking when you’re plastered, and you have the mug shots to prove it

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)