An alternative to AA's “20 Questions”: You know you're a drunkard when … (contd)

Your bar tabs impact the international price of wheat and barley

Your hangovers can be seen from space

You’ve heckled AA meetings

You know to put extra ice in your cocktail when you take a hot shower

You don’t get “falling down drunk,” you get “gravity-challenged”

 

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)