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Sunday, 11 March 2012

Our Thug of the Month – introducing …... Billy “the Kid”!


Yes that time has come once more – yet another 'personality' (?) to join our Rogues Gallery of cult thugs! Billy (Hampton Wick/Lower Teddington Rd/Friday and Richmond/ Ormond Rd/Tuesday) will be joining such notables as Glynne M (aka The Incredible Hulk – ex-secretary West Kent Intergroup – bully extraordinaire with a neat sideline in back-stabbing!), Harry K (Big Book 'expert' and Primary Purpose franchise rep for East Kent), Harry A (aka Harry the Handbag – also hailing from East Kent – another Big Book adept and lecturer 'to infinity and beyond'), Ealing Tim (speciality: picking on old age pensioners), Happy Dennis (aka Mad Dog Dennis – simply barking!), Alexis K and Jon F, (formed their own gang – the Plymouth Road to Recovery – biggest scalp to date: the AA General secretary), Wayne P (another desperado from the Hole in the Wall gang – although we hesitate to include Wayne – after all who can take seriously someone whose trousers keep falling down!)..... and so the list goes on and on and......

Billy it would seem is something of a smooth operator and likes nothing better than to deliver a finely polished performance for his public's consumption. His product is the programme, and his sales pitch well practised, enhanced moreover by a carefully manufactured 'spiritual' image that lends a further gloss to his slick presentation. Unfortunately – or fortunately perhaps - from time to time the 'façade' slips and reality breaks through to show its wrinkly face, and then we are presented with quite another 'show' indeed! When charm fails and patience is all but exhausted Billy falls back on that other much favoured cult technique for “carrying the message” - the rant! Billy apparently can scream and rave with the best of them. His victims have been variously berated in public and private. But when Billy loses it he really does LOSE it! Screeching directly in someone's face or across a room either way Billy goes for it BIG TIME. If you want decibels Billy's your man! Volume control is set to 11 (remember Spinal Tap – the band that goes to eleven – they've got nothing on Billy!). Once you've been on the receiving end of a Billy 'Special' if you're not sobered up then nothing's going to work! You're a lost soul and no doubt about it! You might as well just “step over to the nearest bar” and get it over and done with! Indeed, and on occasion, so overcome by his own fervour is Billy that he likes to get PHYSICAL, and has been known to engage in fisticuffs with a recalcitrant newcomer (or indeed anyone else who happens to be around) as he tries to sober 'em up!. Yes sirree.. Billy can shoot not only from the lip but also from the hip! Don't mess with this bandito! He's a baaaaaad baaaaad man! His territory stretches from down Richmond way and even across the Pecos (aka the Thames) to Hampton Wick. Word is that his gang is holed up in Ormond Road where he rules the roost with an iron hand, his crew of sponsees, every man jack of them, carefully corralled, and properly schooled in Billy's oft-times DEAFENING message! But Billy likes to keep his ear to the ground for there's always the risk of an ambuscade! You just never know when it's going to come – do you Billy?

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)