You need never “THINK” again!

Are you feeling a little lack lustre? Is life getting you down a bit? Perhaps you're not entirely satisfied, or even HAPPY, JOYOUS and FREE???

Well here's a clue for you: YOU'RE NOT ON THE PROGRAMME!! But never fear for we have a SOLUTION, a VISION FOR YOU – and an answer to every single problem! Yes you too can trudge the way of Happy Destiny, along the ROAD TO RECOVERY! You too can be rocketed into a fourth dimension - never to return again! So just get yourself along to one of OUR (and NOT ONE OF THEIR) meetings and you need never ever THINK again!

Here you will find our teams of happy, smiling, professional (untrained) life coaches who will take care of your EVERY worry. Problems with relationships, money, sex, children .....? You name it we've got it covered! Don't waste your time listening to the amateurs (health professionals, psychiatrists, teachers etc). Get along to your local “PRIMARY PURPOSE” meeting and you will find the whole solution wrapped up in a single person – Get a VISIONS SPONSOR! Get your life sorted! Get it NOW!

Don't delay – delay is DANGEROUS! Take advantage of this “once-in-a-lifetime” opportunity! Don't think – just do! You know it makes sense!

Come along to your friendly local branch (recently opened):

SOUTHEND-ON-SEA: RECOVERY, TUESDAY Meeting
19.30
All mtgs 'open'.
Tuesday
The Store House, Coleman St Community Centre, Coleman St

or another franchise just near you! For a list of our other outlets see here.

[Disclaimer: Our groups are not affiliated in any way with Alcoholics Anonymous (apart from using the AA name,the AA logo, being listed on the AA Where to Find etc), nor do we accept liability or responsibility in any form or to any degree for any consequences which might follow in any respect from any advice that we may or may not have given that you may or may not have taken, and that in assenting to the above you waive all legal remedies, and exculpate us completely and for all time from any consequences which may or may not be attributable to us – WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE!]

Cheerio

Have fun

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)