A dog walked into a bar and asked for
a beer. With that a man at the bar said I don't want to drink at the
same bar as this dog. The dog and the man got into a fight and the
man shot the dog in the foot. With that the dog yelped out of the bar
and down the street.
A dog with his leg wrapped in
bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and
announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
Cheerio
The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics
Anonymous)