You cannot
imagine our joy when we perused the aacultwatch forum this morning for our once daily inspection. Oh delight
surpassing all delights! Verily have we been blessed with yet
ANOTHER visitation from the all-knowing, (and probably all-singing,
all dancing) “Reluctant Messiah”. Every now and then this gem of recovery pops up in
the forum to bless us with his insightful pronouncements on anything
and everything to do with the recovery programme. Truly he is a font
of all knowledge! Here is the very paragon of virtue, dedicated
beyond imagining to carrying the message to all and sundry (willing
or otherwise!), indefatigable in his endeavours, unyielding in his
….. blah di blah di blah .. you get the idea! The title “The
Reluctant Messiah” says it all (incidentally a self-appointed role
and not one of our little creations!). Clearly the 'Second Coming'
has decided its his personal responsibility to save us from
ourselves. The problem is you see … we're all DOING IT WRONG! And
guess what? He's NOT. Unfortunately, however, it would seem that
he's not in his usual top form at the moment (cries of horror, hand
wringing all round). Instead of the usual profundities he has
resorted to personal invective (of the playground kind). Finger
pointing, nose-thumbing, sticking out of tongue etc... all have been
deployed on this occasion to carry the ONE TRUE AA message. Can you
imagine our chagrin to observe such a fall from grace! Oh woe are we
to witness such depravity! Still none of us are perfect … ARE WE?
So we trust and pray that our very own forum sage will be back in
form when he visits us again – a couple of months perhaps! Don't
leave it so long next time! And get well …..SOON!
Cheerio
The Fellas
(Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous .. and IRONY)
PS Sundays
are always a bit of a slow day … sorrrryyyy!
