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Tuesday, 27 January 2015

Alcoholics Anonymous goes into the DISTILLERIES business!


As we revealed yesterday it seems that the fellowship has gone into the booze business! Now we're not suggesting for a moment that one of our humble servants went completely mad (or at least not more so than usual), driven over the edge by the realisation that membership numbers are static or even declining, and that he (or she) woke up one morning and thought: I know what! We'll buy some shares in a distillery (and sundry tobacco companies to boot). That should do the trick! No. Not at all. This is more in the nature of what is technically known as a massive “COCK UP”! Now we're not entirely clear which genius decided to stick some of our prudent reserve (currently standing at about £1.6 million. Yes! You heard right! …. £1,600,000) into the aforementioned companies but you can be damn sure that someone did. And if that someone is employed by either Credit Suisse or Morgan Stanley (financial services) then it's probably better we don't do business with them anymore. On the other hand if it's someone (or someones) in the General Service Board (or GSO) that should be carrying the can then similarly we think the fellowship can quite easily dispense with their services! But what's that high pitched whooshing noise we hear ripping past our ears? Ah yes! That would be the sound of the buck being passed with great rapidity. But undaunted we are determined to get to the bottom of this!

To be continued ….

Cheers

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)

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