AA MINORITY REPORT 2017 (revised)

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Friday 26 April 2013

A member's “suggestions” …..


Ah! The inventiveness of AA members knows no bounds! The following “suggestions” should ensure that everyone well and truly knows their place

[Instructions (oops sorry!) …... SUGGESTIONS for use were helpfully sent to us by our contributor (to whom we are immeasurably grateful for enlightening us with their profound insight and all round wisdom!)] 

The attached when properly folded should function as a desk/name plate at AA meetings. Of course they should only be used by the deserving one[s

 NB, there are grades, depending upon..... “



Phew! Well thank God for that! Now we no longer have to labour under the patently ludicrous misapprehension that there are no 'bosses' in AA. Gurus, circuit speakers, Big Book 'experts', 'super sponsors' and sundry 'grands fromages' (otherwise known as narcissists, control freaks, anal retentives etc …. oops … the cat's out of the bag! ) may all be easily identified, and given the prominence they so richly crave (ooops there we go again ...sorrrry!) ….. that they so richly DESERVE.

ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED! 

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)