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Saturday 20 April 2013

“Are there too many Questions for Conference each year?”



A: [Short form]: Yes … [Long form] .. Errr.... Yes. Oooh it's just getting easier and easier this stuff …... But seriously .. who decides what's important? And what's so wrong with rhetorical questions anyway (we demand with a broad sweep of our arms, eyebrows raised ….. rhetorically!!!)?....... Plus we really like the “specialist” and “minority” issues …. so much meat to them! But if you want some really “important” questions how about these:

What IS the meaning of life?
Why do you always end up with odd socks after using the washing machine?
How long's a piece of string?
Is the Pope a Catholic and do bears always **** in the woods?

There! That should keep the committees going for a while! Always glad to be of service ….... Don't mention it ….. (smiles … rhetorically....)

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)