Have
you noticed how the AA conference is referred to as “conference”
(with the definite article omitted) as if you were asking someone a
question … as in “How to Submit a Topic or Question for …..
Dave”. Weird isn't it. Anyway, that aside, here's
how it's done.
Briefly:
Anyone
can send a question in.
It
should be about something concerning AA as a whole ie. NOT about the
complete absence of Jaffa cakes in your meeting or the fact that the
group secretary insists on doing a second 'chair' after EVERY main
speaker or even that 'drunks' keep on coming into the meeting and
being a damned nuisance (perish the thought!). It has to be about AA
generally eg. like the complete absence of Jaffa cakes at ANY meeting
or the fact that cult members ABSOLUTLY INSIST on boring the rest of
us to tears with their jejune
(what a word!!), prolixious
(another great piece of verbiage
– which itself is fantastic!!!), scripted, and essentially FAKE
sharing. (Ooh! Ooh! We can feel a question coming up!!).
The
question's got to be in before the 31st
August (so you've got plenty of time)
Before
sending in your devastating enquiry check out the Terms of Reference,
previous questions (accepted and not accepted by THE conference)
You'll
need to supply “supporting information” for your query eg.
references to AA literature etc. But whatever you do DON'T - we
repeat DON'T - make ANY reference whatsoever to ANYTHING happening
outside the AA 'bubble'. As far as THE conference is concerned THE
world outside DOES NOT EXIST. Remember this essential fact or you'll
frighten them and they'll shut their eyes, put their hands over their
ears and start humming loudly if you mention IT. And we wouldn't
want that to happen would we! Would we?
You'll
also need to declare THE intention behind your 'suggested' (a much
devalued word in AA these days) question which again will need to be
relevant. World domination, the establishment of a Caliphate in
Barking, 'jihad' (we wonder if the NSA/GCHQ are picking up on this
particular blog entry?? But then “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition” do they?) don't quite qualify
as valid intentions for consideration by that noble band
of men and women who currently make up THE AA conference (on the
other hand they might liven up the proceedings somewhat!!).
Finally,
with anything of substance or real interest tidily eliminated (we are
being a teensy weensy bit unkind here!), you may despatch your
missive to:
c/o
The Wizard of Oz
Emerald
City,
End
of the Yellow Brick Road
The
Isle of Dreams
Neasden
London
or
alternatively send it to:
Happy
scribbling!!
Cheerio
The
Fellas (Friends
of Alcoholics Anonymous … and already beavering away!!)
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