A duck
waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls,
"What'll you have?"
The duck
says, "Got any grapes?"
The
bartender spits and says "We don't have grapes here, we serve
drinks, now get out!"
The duck
hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next
day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks
the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The
bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve
grapes here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"
The duck
hops off the stool and waddles out.
The next
day, the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool,
looks at the bartender, and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The
bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells at the
duck, "I told you two times we don't serve grapes here, we serve
drinks! If you ask me that ONE MORE TIME I'm going to nail your beak
to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"
With that,
the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool and waddled out.
The next
day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool,
looked the bartender in the eye and asked, "Got any nails?"
The
bartender, puzzled, said no.
The duck
then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any grapes?"
Cheerio
The Fellas
(Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)
