aacultwatch's alternative to “20 Questions”: You know you're a drunkard when ….............. (contd)

You get into a loud, enraged argument, then realize you’re alone

Bars call the bar you’re drinking in, wondering when you’re coming home

The drinking will continue until your liver’s attitude improves

Your last drink of today is your first drink of tomorrow

Your idea of codependency is splitting the bar tab

Cheers

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)