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Thursday, 1 May 2014

Honey! We're hooomme!!


Yep! Much invigorated and back from our 'covert operations' course we're ready to rejoin the fray. You'll be delighted to hear that as a result of our specialist training we can now snap a man's - or woman's....we're not sexist - neck with a mere flick of the wrist! Should come in handy next time we're exposed to one of those endless cult 'chairs'.....  you know the type.... “My sponsor this, my sponsor that... the sun shines out of my sponsor's every orifice” etc interspersed with the usual mantras … “get a home group”, “get a sponsor”, “do what your sponsor says”, “happy, joyous and free”, “never had a bad day in AA”, “misery is optional” with generous dollops of somewhat glutinous gratitude ladled over the lot and an occasional witticism thrown in besides (usually plagiarised from the aforementioned sponsor). Those of us not rendered entirely comatose by this 'performance' (coz that's what it is!) might just be able to apply the above 'wrist flick' and put the poor bugger (and the rest of us) out of our collective misery (there you are! Maybe misery is optional after all!). Anyhoo that's all for now. Got to get off to the bathroom to see if we can finally get this bloody make-up off (camouflage paint, you idiots! Camouflage paint!)

Cheerio

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous … and deadlier than a cobra's strike!)

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