aacultwatch's alternative to “20 Questions”: You know you're a drunkard when …..............

When booze does its taxes it lists you as a dependent.

The distance between “Impossible!” and “All we need is a free weekend and some kind of rocket motor” is about 10 drinks.

 “Well, you don’t look like a drunkard” smacks of grave insult. 

You’ll start calling bartenders “mixologists” when bartenders start calling you “Sir Boozington, Esq.”

Cheers

The Fellas (Friends of Alcoholics Anonymous)